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最短历史教材-8句英文概括历史2014.07.18

1、希腊-- 从古代文明到经济危机

We did bunch of shit for mankind like 10,000 years ago. Now we are bankrupt 像10000年前为人类做了那么多,现在破产了...

2、意大利-- 从罗马帝国到时尚名牌

We were really important, but now we make shoes.曾经真的很重要,可是现在我们做鞋。

Can you give me a little deal on this?这能卖得便宜一点吗?

3、英国-- 要不是波士顿倾茶事件,北美还是我们滴

Had the largest empire ever, but lost it due to drinking too much tea.曾经是史上最大的帝国,喝茶太多败光了。

4、美国-- 没有苏联的日子真好,哥就是电,是光,是唯一的神话

Freedom! (terms and conditions may appy)自由万岁!——最终解释权归我大美利坚所有。

5、瑞士-- $_$

Sure, we'll take your money!大哥,存钱不?

6、澳大利亚-- 考拉、袋鼠、鸭嘴兽

Still ruled by a classy older lady in England because we are too distracted by the large amount of native fauna trying to kill us to declare independence.我们为啥还被那个英国老太太统治着?因为我们独有的动物太多了,天天想着弄死我们独立。

7、丹麦-- 嘉士伯总部所在地

Tuborg乐堡啤酒

8、加拿大-- 历史是啥?能吃咩?

Sorry!对不起,能不能换个话题?