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“再也不相信爱情了”史上最强翻译2014.07.30

“我再也不相信爱情了”这个句式在网上广为流传,谁和谁分手了,谁和谁没有在一起,谁死了谁还活着,听到这样的消息,我们都可以发出“再也不相信爱情了”这样的感慨。不禁要问,一生中要经历几次对爱的怀疑,才能找到真爱的栖息地…… 话不多说 请看:

正常版:I will never ever believe in love. 四六级作文高分版:Never will I believe in love any more. (倒装句!拿分重点啊有木有!觉得四六级要杯具了的同学请来此寻求安慰和办法。 【注】:大家注意never提到句首的时候,句子要用倒装哦~

托福版:I'd rather die than believe in love. 【注】rather do sth. than do sth.:与其……不如……

谷歌机翻版:I do not believe love is the.(←谷歌你坑爹大了!

莎翁版:Oh love, never shall I believe in thee! 【注】:thee,古英语,第二人称单数宾格形式

Rap版:Yo yo yo check it out~Say love ain't worth it, don't cha ever believe it, boy ya tryin' get it, but I don't give a damn ab0ut it~yo boy~ 【注】:give a damn ab0ut sth. 在意,重视

GRE版:The one thing that I had put my faith in has now been proven not worth it, therefore I declare myself free from this unconvincing affection commonly known as Love. 【注】:无敌长句……